I will never allow myself to ever tell a guy, “I think you’re too good for me.” Ever. And I’ll make sure I have a lot to show for that as well.
- Words from the Alpha Female
Juliette Lewis (via stickysituations)
This stranger was the most important person in my life
yup, strangers again.
true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…
this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.
I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE
I have been making scrambled eggs the wrong way